Currently Listening Toxicity By System of a Down see related

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY
1. Colin
2.  Niloc

3. ummmmm
THREE SCREENAMES YOU'VE HAD
1. Grandman88     
2.  CooliYo88

3. SAavvypuppet03
THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF
1. musical ability

2. intelligence
3.  The fact that i dont care what anybody thinks of me

ThrEE THINGS YOU DON’T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF
1.  my bad knee

2. i could use some more initiative

3.That seems like about it....
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE
1. Norweigan
2. German
3. Swedish
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU
1. paper cuts

2. spiders

3. letting someone down

THREE OF YOUR EVERY DAY ESSENTIALS
1. 100 oz water....really clears the system!!!!

2. MUSIC
3. silnce
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW
1. jeans
2. sammy sosa shirt from 1998
3.socks

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS/ARTISTS
1. SYSTEM OF A DOWN
2. Jet 
3. Queen

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS RIGHT NOW
1. Forrest - System of a Down
2. Another One Bites the Dust - Queen
3. Toxicity - System (Again)

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO ACCOMPLISH IN THE NEXT YEAR
1.  the whole college thing                                                                                      2. get lots of music scholarships so college is FREE 
3.  buy a car

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP
1. laughter-plenty
2. understanding without speaking
3. not total dependance
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE
1. Whats the point? You dont get points if you guess correctly...
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS THAT APPEAL TO YOU ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX
1. hair                                                                                                                            2. intelligence
3. independance

THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN’T DO
1. deal with complainers
2. watch soccer/hockey
3. go to a state school  

My house: Saturday night: 5:30PM: Pizza: Movie(s): Sundaes: Futans: Be there: Be square (also): have fun: Get fat.............  eat, drink, be married!!!!  No seriously, COME!!!!  Anyone who reads this and knows where I live can come....as long as you call and make your presence known ahead of time....9417936 home 7760960 cell

OUT like a dead man in life......

Remember when I said that I was going to single handedley revive xanga?  Well, I forgot (or something) but IM BACK!!!!!!  IM HERE!! and you all love it like the dickens.  Anyway, I thought that you should all know that I shot a possum Monday night.... and it rocked!!!!  Im am like the Jack Bauer of the animal kingdom....you dont mess, with the best.  So anyway, I have this site meter thing, and I clicked on it tonight, and I was just checkin it out, and I saw that someone had visited me from Englands timezone, and from Moscow's timezone..... WEIRD!!!!!  That would rock to have someone from Russia reading this....it would WAY rock! 

Are you ready for this?!  Can you believe its back?!?  Would your life be the same with out it?!

RANDOM WORD FOR THE DAY!!!   Tmesis---  How cool is that word??? And yes, it IS a word!!  Im loving the "tm" with no vowel in between.  It turns out that this word represents those times when people split up a compound word and add a word in between it..... such as "Un-FREAKIN-beliveable!!!!"  Or... "Love-STINKING-seat"  or... "Fly-HeckySweet-ball".....basically stuff like that.   i find it almost unnerving that they actually have a word for that.

FOLLOW UP:  What I REALLY want to know is if they have a word for when somebody takes a noun  and makes it a verb, which, by the way, is UBERFUN!!!!!  Phrases such as "Im gonna knife you."... the one I used to day: "Ill BOOK you!"....or one of my all-time favorites: "You just threw a stick and it hit me, thus, I have been Stuck."   those are all noun-to-verb phrases.....  If you have anymore that you have recently heard, or used, please comment here and let me know what they are, so i can honor them, and you in my next post.  ANNND if you have a name for such a literary phenomenon, DO TELL ME!

Ok, well it looks like thats all there is for tonight..... see you on the next episode of:  What in the World is Colin Talking About, and Why is Everyone Still So Interested?!

The joys of being a redneck

Name: ________________ (_) Billy-Bob
(last)
(_) Billy-Joe
(_) Billy-Ray
(_) Billy-Sue
(_) Billy-Mae
(_) Billy-Jack
(_) Billy-Jefferson
(Check appropriate box)

Age: ____
Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ N/A
Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right

Occupation:
(_)Farmer
(_)Mechanic
(_)Hair Dresser
(_)Un-employed

Spouse's Name: __________________________

Relationship with spouse:
(_) Sister
(_) Brother
(_) Aunt
(_) Uncle
(_) Cousin
(_) Mother
(_) Father
(_) Son
(_) Daughter
(_) Pet

Number of children living in household: ___

Number that are yours: ___

Mother's Name: _______________________

Father's Name: _______________________ (If not sure, leave blank)

Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)

Do you (_)own or (_)rent your mobile home? (Check appropriate box)

___ Total number of vehicles you own
___ Number of vehicles that still crank
___ Number of vehicles in front yard
___ Number of vehicles in back yard
___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks

Firearms you own and where you keep them:
____ truck
____ bedroom
____ bathroom
____ kitchen
____ shed

Model and year of your pickup: _____________ 194_

Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
(_)The National Enquirer
(_)The Globe
(_)TV Guide
(_)Soap Opera Digest

___ Number of times you've seen a UFO
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO

How often do you bathe:
(_)Weekly
(_)Monthly
(_)Not Applicable

Color of teeth:
(_)Yellow
(_)Brownish-Yellow
(_)Brown
(_)Black
(_)N/A

Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
(_)Red-Man

How far is your home from a paved road?
(_)1 mile
(_)2 miles
(_)don't know